If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
FIGURES OF NORSE MYTHOLOGY: HEIMDALLHeimdall is the watchman of the gods and guardian of Bifrost, the rainbow bridge between Midgard and Asgard. He requires less sleep than a bird and can see a hundred miles around him, by night as well as by day. His hearing is so accurate that no sound escapes him. He can even hear the grass grow or the wool on a sheep’s back. His hall is Himinbjorg (Cliffs of Heaven), and he owned the horn Gjall, whose blast could be heard throughout the nine worlds. Heimdall is associated with the sea and is the son of nine maidens (possibly nine waves). As the god Rig, he created the three races of humans: the serfs, the peasants, and the warriors.
I signed a year-long lease )8
“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.
He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.
After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”
Can someone post a picture of what the clothing tags look like?
Also this is a nice reminder to go through my closet and donate the clothes I’m not using anymore. :) You all should, too!
Reblogging for amazement
I don’t personally own any Abercrombie and Fitch, but I’ll be donating any old clothing of mine
I want this in every edition.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
According to me, my roommate, and my roommate’s girlfriend
Involving a phallic shaped object and a hole
1. Obtain consent
2. Foreplay is very important
3. Ensure there is adequate lubrication and protection
3 1/2. Use water-based lubricant (as silicone based can deteriorate condoms) and ask if your partner is allergic to latex. If they are unsure you can test by rubbing a latex condom on a part of their leg and see if it breaks out.
4. Helpful tip: practice putting condoms on your (erect) phallic object in the dark. Use the pinch and roll technique, there needs to be an air bubble at the tip.
5. Find the desired hole
6. Obtain consent again
7. Insert phallic object in and out of hole at increasing pace
8. If they say “OW!” stop and check on your partner
9. NEVER use weird pet names during sex, just stick with generic things like “Yeah baby” and “Right there”
10. Using generic terms like this also ensures that you don’t accidentally call out the wrong name
11. Make sure your partner finishes in some way shape or form (or until they say “stop”) otherwise you are just masturbating
12. How to properly dispose of a condom: hold onto the base as you pull out the phallic shaped object, hold it right side up so there is no spillage, tie it off at the top and wrap it up, throw it out in a trashcan that will preferably be disposed of in a couple of days
What ship do you think I’m the child of?